Giggidy giggidy

Today some gay dude came through my line and was like Hi Gavin and I was all hey man and he's like the mayor's name is Gavin and he's an alright dude. I was like totally man. Then he was like but you're way better looking. Gay dudes hitting on me for the win.

Bryan Mason Por Vida

The welcome wagon stalled three miles back, So how about a fuck you and a beer, would that make do?

MMMM Flavor Country

I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes it's my new years resolution. These things really don't mean shit to me but I'm gonna do it. Starting the first of the year I'm only going to give myself like five smokes a day and work it down from there to where it's none at all. I hope. EDIT: That probably means I'll be going pretty big with the smokes up until then.

The Revolution Will Be Podcasted...

I haven't slept since 3 in the afternoon on Sunday. So who knows how long of been up. I tried to lay down for an hour before work but I kept freaking out that I was going to sleep through work so it just left me feeling like shit. Even though me and Mase were out of minds we accomplished a great deal. Mason beats me though by hopefully getting an A on his midterm for Law School. At least I got a bagel out of it. Later tonight is The Hold Steady, partying will be had by all. I don't want to feel like this ever again please send high grade Methamphetamines care of Gavin T. at.....

Buy all the new tiltwheel releases when they come out...

I can't think of nothing to think of so i'll just stand here
searching for the answers on this here can
but all i've got's a p.o. box somewhere, milwaukee
i'm better off with a letter to them telling them instead

"Dear mr pabst, congratulations are in order
your beer is great and your prize was well deserved
but little do you know when i look back upon it
you've been right there nearly every time i've smiled"

gathered all my empty cans
bought a 12 pack and a stamp
made an envelope with flyers, tape
and drew some pictures

there's one of you and me
at a parkfire in BC
you were flyin horns i was flipping off the police man and

i waited for weeks and didnt get no reply
i sat by the phone and mailbox and i cried
all the while with a 12 pack by my side
i'm not gonna lay down and take this punch in stride
you non replying bastards better run for the pubs and hide
when i'm tanked up beautiful smart and on the wine
a dangerous man wont let boredom run his life