Get A Grip

What the cuss?

2010-04-17T03:04:00.000-07:00

"Biggie was a prophet because super nintendo and sega genesis are still fucking awesome"

-William Freeman Bradford Moeser III

2008-04-19T04:08:00.000-07:00

It's not that what we're doing is wrong
But let's try to keep this a secret
Between me, you, and the song
A menage a trois that sings to me
Sinfully
When god plays along

What you want with a woman who won't do what you say?

I was sweet on her
She was sweet on Jesus
We slept with a blanket barrier between us
Master of her craft, I had her laughin like hyenas
When I asked her if she'd marry an elitist
Staggering genius in lace
With the grace of a drunken monk
The mask isn't seamless cause her face says something's up
But I don't dare ask her I just listen
Switchin to my good ear and adjusting my position
As she discusses Ginsberg I listened and learned
As she dispersed his words I just resisted the urge to do like he would
Whatever he wanted, if she allowed me to
She dangled that carrot then asked me:
"What would Bukowski do?"
Oh don't go there
He'd make you his mom and then completely lie about it in a book later on

Got up this morning
Didn't know right from wrong

Spirits were lifted when she whispered something French in my ear
Tension was there
When I responded in English it sounded less sincere
The sex in the air couldn't be left alone
So welcome to the Terrordome
A bedroom full of pheromones
Where nothing that we say is set in stone
If I thought it was for posterity I'd already be writing better poems
But I'm talking in extremes
Best this and best that
Best not regret anything that ever gets said to this hell cat
Creepin on all fours
Ready for combat
With secretive wars sneaking her claws in our contract
Bending every which way but loose with no proof that anything that we've suggested to this day is the whole truth

Got up this morning
Didn't know right from wrong

I heard her chemical romance was a medical slowdance
Said my advance was sexual
Held my genitals with cold hands
Set up the Coke cans
Broke out the Red Ryder
Then one by one I tried to knock down everything that's dead inside her
She used to treat street dividers like a balance beam
Arms spread wider than the legs in her dad's magazine
Re-enacting the pages that she got trapped between
I used it for kindling and then spilled the gasoline
Now I'm your water boy
I fetch it from your cheeks just like tennis balls
Smell the stench of your weakness on the bedroom walls
Somebody careless let em vaporize
"Who let these fall to the floor from your poor vacant eyes?"
Disintegrate
This ain't a great first impression
But I work better on pages, they say words are my profession
Let me spell it out in simple language
Plain English
I want your suicide to be a book of mine that I never finish

Got up this morning
Didn't know right from wrong

"I love me some america I hate me some gooks" - Abraham Lincoln

2008-02-05T03:43:00.000-08:00

I totally just voted. I wrote in Heath Ledger for President. RIP. I figure he's huge now that he's dead and there's no stopping him, except for the fact that he is dead. I also shaved a moustache cause if that isn't the ultimate fuck you faggot I'm an american I don't know what is. Other than that I'm broker than shit but life couldn't be better. Watch this stuff it's pretty funny.

If you've already seen that watch this:

Black Lung

2007-11-12T03:34:00.000-08:00

I've gone three days without a cigarette. I'm on a roll here people. I'm gonna quit. It's a rip off. I'm already dying, why do I got to pay close to five bucks a day to give me that extra push. Looks like it's going to be a lot of big league chew from here on out.

And now some sweet youtube action. Chuck Ragan covering some leatherface and giving a shout out to Davey Tilt. Shit's tight.

One hell of a little old lady

2007-08-31T01:39:00.000-07:00

Hi Gavin, Sorry I'm so long sending you a note - been kind of lonesome around here without Grandpa but I know he is at peace. We all went to Fort Rosecrans to see his ashes interned it's so beautiful there. Courtney will be back in San Diego August 28 and will stay here until she gets a job. You're welcome to come visit - we all love you and miss you. My brother is coming to visit in September for a week- it'll be fun having him here.

Ian and Felice are taking me to Kentucky in November to see my old hometown. Hopefully I'll stay well and can make the trip - anyway I think of you often - I love you. Take care and God bless. Here's $5.00 get an ice cream or a beer or candy.

Love,
Grandma Kay

XXOO
Hello to Mason and his brother

Text Message to Andrew Via 5:35 A.M.

2007-08-16T05:40:00.000-07:00

John Mayer Sucks.

PS. Dad, "Waiting on the World to Change" sucks donkey dick. Just pound some Jack and Diet Cokes and crank up some fucking "Keep on Rocking in a Free World" and your mid-life crisis will work itself out just fine.

How's that grab you Bob?

2007-05-17T04:47:00.000-07:00

I had a dream the other night with my mom in it. They happen every once in a while. It's weird in my dreams with her in them I know I'm dreaming in the dream. Like a dream inside of a dream. Like even in my dream I know she's not alive so it's like lets go do some zany shit. What the fuck am I talking about? So they are usually pretty random. This last one was like oh hey Gavin since we're hanging out we're gonna go see Dinosaur Jr. at Amoeba and I was like fuck yeah Mom. So she gave me a ride but first she gave me my cigarettes without getting mad at me cause it was like hey it's your fucking dream I'm not gonna yell at you for smoking. But that's all I remember. Apparently my mom is down J, Lou, and Murph and I never knew about it. All I need is Dinosaur Jr., a pack of smokes, and my Mom and shits tight in dreamland.

Hey look at me I'm fucked up and think I know some shit

2006-12-20T02:58:00.000-08:00

Mixtapes are way better than burn cds. You can argue with me all you want but shit man burned cds aren't cool they are just easier. So I'm getting blank tapes like right now or something and I've got to make Cody a mixtape before I leave for SD. So mixtapes are go I'm making them for everyone it will solve all the world's problems.

Giggidy giggidy

2006-10-28T05:04:00.000-07:00

Today some gay dude came through my line and was like Hi Gavin and I was all hey man and he's like the mayor's name is Gavin and he's an alright dude. I was like totally man. Then he was like but you're way better looking. Gay dudes hitting on me for the win.

Bryan Mason Por Vida

2006-10-22T04:31:00.000-07:00

The welcome wagon stalled three miles back, So how about a fuck you and a beer, would that make do?

MMMM Flavor Country

2006-10-17T16:09:00.000-07:00

I'm going to quit smoking cigarettes it's my new years resolution. These things really don't mean shit to me but I'm gonna do it. Starting the first of the year I'm only going to give myself like five smokes a day and work it down from there to where it's none at all. I hope. EDIT: That probably means I'll be going pretty big with the smokes up until then.

The Revolution Will Be Podcasted...

2006-10-17T03:15:00.000-07:00

I haven't slept since 3 in the afternoon on Sunday. So who knows how long of been up. I tried to lay down for an hour before work but I kept freaking out that I was going to sleep through work so it just left me feeling like shit. Even though me and Mase were out of minds we accomplished a great deal. Mason beats me though by hopefully getting an A on his midterm for Law School. At least I got a bagel out of it. Later tonight is The Hold Steady, partying will be had by all. I don't want to feel like this ever again please send high grade Methamphetamines care of Gavin T. at.....

Buy all the new tiltwheel releases when they come out...

2006-10-05T01:27:00.000-07:00

I can't think of nothing to think of so i'll just stand here
searching for the answers on this here can
but all i've got's a p.o. box somewhere, milwaukee
i'm better off with a letter to them telling them instead

"Dear mr pabst, congratulations are in order
your beer is great and your prize was well deserved
but little do you know when i look back upon it
you've been right there nearly every time i've smiled"

gathered all my empty cans
bought a 12 pack and a stamp
made an envelope with flyers, tape
and drew some pictures

there's one of you and me
at a parkfire in BC
you were flyin horns i was flipping off the police man and

i waited for weeks and didnt get no reply
i sat by the phone and mailbox and i cried
all the while with a 12 pack by my side
i'm not gonna lay down and take this punch in stride
you non replying bastards better run for the pubs and hide
when i'm tanked up beautiful smart and on the wine
a dangerous man wont let boredom run his life

Motherfuckin' Hippies shit.

2006-09-29T02:48:00.000-07:00

I just smoked drugs with two of my bosses after work tonight. It was just me and them. I knew trader joe's was hippie but fuckin a. The bay area is a fucking trip.

You ever heard of...?

2006-09-27T02:50:00.000-07:00

A redneck special? It's delicious it's a can of pabst and a shot if Jim Beam. I highly recommend it when you're like pretty drunk and you want to put yourself over the edge. Tiltwheel is coming here on Sunday making life so much better. So cheers to that.

You ever notice that Fast Times At Ridgemont High makes Clairemont 100 times cooler than it really is? What the fuck is up with that? We've all been to Clairemont, hell I lived there, it's not that fucking cool. I want bitches aborting babies, dudes selling me some scalped tickets, and some stoned surfer that I can actually stand.

My super cool show review!!!

2006-09-21T01:56:00.000-07:00

I'm not really going to do one. So don't worry. I went and saw the Draft and the Larry Arms. It was cool besides one of the opening bands coked out drummer trying to talk to me about shit and a super annoying Merch guy that wouldn't let it go that he knew the bass player from the Ghost and how he is now the Larry Arm's tour manager. I hope your van crashes and only the two of you go flying out the front windshield and leave your stupid monkey faces all over the road.

What I'm really try to get at here people is that I fucking miss Hot Water Music. Seeing the draft was like getting super high and then coming down. I was stoked to see them and they were good but then I just started to think of Hot Water Music and it just fucking bummed me out. So a big fuck you goes out to both Hot Water Music and The Draft. I hate you both equally now. EERRRG SMASHHH HATE!

Watch this shit...

2006-09-19T19:20:00.000-07:00

Stay Posi!

2006-09-19T03:21:00.000-07:00

So my phone hasn't been charging so I've been trying to get a hold of T mobile. I'm walking home early this morning from work thinking about how T Mobile still hasn't gotten back to me. I'm starting to get pissed and I'm thinking to myself oh they say how they were voted number one for customer service. So then I start getting even more pissed like fuck those cocksuckers number one my ass they still haven't gotten back to me I'm gonna smash my fucking phone into a million pieces. So I get home and check my email and I get this polite and nice email from some dude that probably lives in India that gets paid in naan bread by T mobile. He apologizes for taking so long and informs me that my phone is still under warranty and that he contacted the people that I need to get a hold of to fix my phone and they should be contacting me soon. I'm totally the glass is half full kind of person. I'm gonna try to start being more positive about life and things. Oh wait, no I'm not. Motherfuck T mobile bitch ass motherfuckers should already have my motherfucking phone fixed. I hope they get E. coli.

And now a Degrassi Moment...

Here we go again....

2006-09-16T07:56:00.000-07:00

I don't know how I get myself into these blog things. I've got a live journal account but I don't really post on that thing anymore. I don't really like posting on it anyways I feel like I'm some creepy old dude at a high school party. So I guess I'm going to make this blog my main blog. Hoofuckingray. I'm sure the internet blog world is rejoicing after hearing this wonderful news. I'll see you around or something.